A small, ridiculous platform game about very real security basics: patching, MFA, tested backups, admin rights and the office printer that has become far too confident.
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The game is deliberately silly, but the controls are not. Each pickup maps to a real security behaviour we look for during a Security & IT Health Check.
Known vulnerabilities are the unlocked windows of IT. Patch quickly, prioritise exposed systems, and stop treating updates as decorative.
A stolen password should not be enough to walk into your Microsoft 365 tenant wearing a false moustache and a sense of entitlement.
Backups only count when they restore. The game rewards tested recovery because reality is similarly fussy.
Too many admins turns one compromised account into a very expensive Tuesday. Least privilege keeps incidents smaller.
NorthMSP’s free Security & IT Health Check reviews your Microsoft 365, patching, backups and security baseline, then gives you a written report.